1. To the dude who almost ramrodded the back of me today on his motorcycle going way too fast...pay attention! No one wants to live with those memories because of your carelessness.
2. To anyone who uses a public restroom, please do not use the stall directly next to another person when all of the other stalls are empty. Easy enough, right?
3. FaceBook, you were never cool. I'm way over you.
4. It's one thing to be tired but why must we be punished and have to look tired?
5. Take note: fat jokes are not funny. At all.
6. Ethnocentricity is real. Get over yourself!
7. Do I stare at you when your child cries? No. It's called courtesy...please get some!
8. Bobby pins do not belong up a baby's nose and I should not have to tell anyone that.
9. If I trip over your shoes you can bet your bippy that I ain't gonna be happy!
10. Guess what? If you pay things on time you don't have to pay late fees. Deep, I know.
11. Nutramigen is expensive, sticky, stinky and sometimes a necessary evil. Ugh.
12. Just because someone is being realistic doesn't mean that they are being mean.
13. Intentions are everyting but nothing without action.
On the B Side: I know I'm grumpy and I know it will pass! It's kind of like that little freckled face red head once sang, the sun will come out tomorrow!
PS - Heard in our house this week out of Dayton's funny little mouth, "Cheater, cheater Pumpkin Chowder!" Good one!